Heathers + Favourite lines (Part 1)
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
this may just be the best post on tumblr
i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing
why do the good die young
Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:
- the scene phase
- meme-loving fuck
- incessant roleplayer
- brainwashed democrat
it’s not even funny how accurate this is, I cringed so hard at this
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
Baby sea turtle swimming
or is it flying through the snow
Definitely flying through the snow.
Wherever there is food, there is a pug.
Photos via Animals and Delicious Noms
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
THIS IS SO CUTEEEEE
My kind of man
OMG LET ME MARRY HIM
THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM IN THE BOTTOM ONE OMG GUYS AWWWWWWH
HOW CAN U NOT REBLOG THIS
Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.
I have a MIGHTY NEED.
Adult fort! NEED
i was about 20 seconds away from getting a tattoo of my favorite NFL team on my ass (so that my mom wouldn’t see it) but then I thought it would be really weird for a tattoo artist to use my butt as a canvas